Poblano Cheese Grits – Almost Like Coyote Blues and DELISH!

These are delicious. So, at Coyote Blues last night I had these poblano cheese grits. I’d had them once before and now it’s my main reason for going to this place. I wanted to try to emulate them at home, so I found a generic recipe for cheesy grits with peppers and stuff and adapted it for what I wanted. Success! It’s not perfect but it’s pretty damn good.

Poblano Cheese Grits
1 poblano pepper, roasted, skinned and chopped.
4 1/2 cups water
1 cup quick grits
2 tsp salt
2 tsp cayenne pepper
1 tsp paprika
1 cup shredded cheese
4 oz (half a brick) cream cheese
1 egg, beaten

I pre roasted the poblano pepper – basically gave it an olive oil rubdown and roasted at 400 until it was charred, then removed the skin and seeds and chopped it up.

Then, I boil the water on the stove. Once it’s boiling stir the grits in and add the salt. let it cook for about five minutes, or until it’s nice and thick. I reduced the heat so it wasn’t spastic to about medium high. Stir occasionally!

Once they are done, remove from the heat. Stir in the shredded cheese and the cream cheese. The type of cheese depends on what you like. I used cheddar, but jack would be good too. then stir in the chopped peppers, cayenne and paprika. Once it’s all stirred and the cheese has melted, the grits should be cooled enough to add the egg ( I used both types of cheese while they were still refrigerator cold). If you are worried, temper the egg with a bit of the mixture at a time.

Transfer to a casserole dish. Bake at 375 for about 30 minutes, or until the top is golden brown and delicious.

It’ll come out looking like this. And then, we eat!!

I made some summer beef sausage and ate it with it. Delicious!

Cheesy Cauliflower Bites – Yummy Balls For My Tummy

I haven’t made anything (new) this delicious in a while. I definitely outdid myself. I’d seen different cheese cauliflower contraptions about on the interwebs but I wanted something that had more of a loaded potato feel. I hit the nail on the head. This is absolutely fricking delicious. I think it’s funny that Facebook predicted my future:

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Yummy balls, indeed, Facebook. I must warn you, these make a lot. i made 30 of them and since there are only two of us that means a ton of them will be frozen in serving size packages and I only have to do this once in a while. You can even do what I would normally do – serve mashed cauliflower with half of the head, then save the other half of the head to do this and just halve the rest of the ingredients. I will even do that for you in parenthesis and italics in the ingredient list. How sweet am I? If you have a large house to feed this is relatively cheap. It’s a great side dish to take to a potluck. Serve it at a party! It’s so versatile and delicious and honestly it tastes like potato bites (I have made both, so I know). Without further ado!

Yummy Balls
1 head of cauliflower, cooked and riced (or mashed, or food processed <-- favorite) (1/2 of this)
2 cups italian bread crumbs (1 cup)
1 1/2 cups panko bread crumbs (3/4 cup)
1 packet hidden valley ranch mix (1/2 packet)
2 eggs, beaten (1 egg)
1 1/2 cups shredded cheddar cheese (3/4 cup)

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I mix all my ingredients in the bowl minus the cauliflower while it’s cooking. It just saves time to have it ready to go. I’ll be honest, I mixed the bread crumbs and ranch first and coated two pork steaks with it (then replenished the crumbs) to save some time. Once my cauliflower was done and processed (I made sure it wasn’t scalding hot too) I put it in and mixed it up.

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This is where it gets messy. I made sure it was all mixed and it should be almost dough-like. I took off my rings and got dirty for this part. First off, make sure the sheet is well-sprayed with non-stick spray before you start. Scoop up some of it and roll it into a ball gently in your hand. Ping pong to golf ball size is what you’re looking for. I fit 30 on a standard baking sheet (5 across, 6 long). Roll and caress the balls gently in your hand before you place them on the sheet. Yummy balls!

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Bake at 425 for 15-20 minutes, or until the balls are golden brown. They should look somewhat like this:

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These things are addictive and delicious. I’m freezing them now before I eat the entire tray. A side note: this isn’t the absolute healthiest way to have cauliflower, but for someone who doesn’t really like it, it’s a good way to sneak it in.

Sweet Heat Brussels Sprouts – An Easy Side Dish Recipe

I’m not gonna lie. I’ve always been afraid of brussels sprouts. I actually tried to make them once by sauteeing them in a pan with some bacon and onion and garlic, but it just didn’t work out. They were still super bitter and gross. After researching a bit more I discovered that roasting is the best method for the sprouts. I decided it needed a little something though, and what better something than sweet and heat? so I give you, my sweet heat roasted brusels sprouts.

Ingredients:
1 lb brussels sprouts, ends cut off and halved
3 tbsp melted coconut oil
3 tbsp honey
salt and pepper to taste
1/2 tsp red pepper flakes

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Make sure the sprouts are all halved with the hard ends chopped off, and put in a bowl.

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Whisk the remaining ingredients together. Make sure you melt the coconut oil!

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Pour all over the sprouts and mix well, then spread across a baking tray (I lined mine with foil).

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Roast at 350 degrees for thirty minutes. They’ll pop out like this.

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It’s a redundant pic, but here they are starring with the pot roast I made..

Delicious and oh-so-easy crock pot roast!

Ok, I’m gonna blow your mind with how easy it is to make a delicious fall apart roast in little prep time. Basically all you need is six hours in a crock pot for a delicious dinner!

First off, let’s hit up the ingredients. I hate when the list of ingredients is down past the photos of how to do it, so I’m gonna try to never do that.

1 nice sized roast (This one is about 2.5 lbs)
4 medium red potatoes, chunked
1 medium white or yellow onion, chunked
veggies that you like
1 packet dry au jous mix
1 packet creamy ranch mix
1 packet dry pork gravy mix
1 can Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb or equivalent
1 cup hot water

Ok then! This roast will be three photos from start to finish.

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First, arrange the potatoes and onions in the bottom as a little platform for your roast.

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Then set down the roast on top, arranging the veggies around the sides.

In a cup, mix the hot water and packets of mixes and pour over top, along with the can of pibb/pepper.
As far as veggies go I just went to the salad bar at the grocery store and got some red/yellow pepper sticks, mushrooms and celery and called it a day. I was going to use that for something else but figured it would add good flavor to the roast and gravy without being too overpowering. I believe I’m going to serve this with some glazed brussels sprouts I am working on.

Here we go, the finished product:

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And the finished product on my plate with a side of sweet heat brussels sprouts.
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An After and An Afterthought

I showed below about my horrible rosacea and how splotchy my face looks without any makeup at all. I have a process, and said process takes a while to achieve something I can wear out of the house. My doctor has me taking ten days of minocycline to see if we can clear up the redness and the breaking out. I hope this works, because I’d like to be able to not have to splotch concealer all over my face. This is a regular face routine for me.

Moisturizer: CeraVe Moisturizing Cream
Primer: Almay Color Correct Primer
Foundation: Napoleon Perdis China Doll Foundation
Concealer: SheerCover duo concealer
Powder: Nyx Stay Matte powder foundation

Everything else I wear depends on my mood that day. I’ve been really in love with a certain pink and purple look for my eyes I got on Pinterest. It’s a little color around the top and edges, then dark shimmer over the lids. I have hooded eyes so it’s a good look for me.

The finished look?

Not too shabby, right?

I also recently moved, so it gave me the chance to completely organize and sort through my makeup collection. I have a darling iron vanity that I’ve had for a while now. Along with it? A plastic three-drawer unit that holds the makeup. Top drawer is face stuff and lip stuff and eyeliners. Second drawer is loose eye shadows and various creams. The bottom drawer is for all of my palettes. On top rests my nail polishes and removers. Then I keep the vanity for all my hair products, moisturizers, primer and brushes. Here’s what it looks like now.


The Battle Station

Two pills down into this treatment. Still itchy face. Hopefully that’s one of the first symptoms to go, because it’s one of the most annoying.

New Changes and New Directions

No, not the Glee group.

See, I started this blog to strictly be for recipes I create and to display wearable art I was selling on ETSY. While I will still do both of these things, I have decided to make a few changes on this blog. My friend at Disasters in Makeup told me I could do anything I wanted and this blog could be anything it wanted to be.

So it’s anything it wants to be now. I had a recent doctor visit. Diagnosed with diabetes, I had to make a lot of changes in my diet. It was long overdue, being Fatty McFatterton anyway. I’m just trying a lot harder now. I’ve been cooking most every night and working on formulating meals that are not only healthy, but taste good. I have a skinny husband that can eat everything and not have him affected in the least. I have a process when I go through trying to make a new recipe for this site. I experiment the first time I make it, and if it works well, then I work it up for the site the next time I make it. So I’ve been doing this for a couple weeks now. Initial tests are good, so I’m going to start posting more healthy, diabetic friendly recipes as I go.

The next change is this: makeup and beauty. I’m a crazy makeup buff. One day I’ll post a picture of my “workstation” so you can see just exactly how many beauty products I actually have. This same doctor visit diagnosed me with rosacea. I’d known I had it for a while but at least now I’m being treated for it. I start my medication today, so I’m going to post a “before” photo. I’m also posting a photo later to show you how much makeup helps deal with rosacea. It’s a terrible affliction, really. My cheeks and nose are super red and splotchy, and not only that but it breaks out, it peels, and it stings. It also itches to high heaven, especially when I wear makeup. So it’s like damned if you do, damned if you don’t. I am pretty good with foundation and concealer though, and look like a normal person when I’m done. Here’s my before! #nofilterlolz


All my red-faced glory

Later today I will post a full makeup covered up photo and talk a bit about my routine. And show you my battle station! Huzzah!

Stuffed Sweet Cornbread Muffins

I love cornbread. I do most of my baking from scratch, but cornbread is one of those things where Jiffy does it right, and who am I to argue? Jiffy is the base of these awesome things, and after doing them I would change a few things. I’ll go over that as I go along.

2 boxes Jiffy Cornbread Mix
2/3 cup milk
2 eggs
1/2-1 cup shredded cheddar
one onion, chopped finely
three large mushrooms, chopped finely
1 clove garlic, chopped finely
1 lb ground beef
1/3 cup barbecue sauce (I used a kansas city bbq steak marinade because that’s what I had on hand. You can basically use any steak marinade or barbecue sauce … flavor it like you want!)
2 tbsp oil

Heat the oil in a skillet on medium-high. Once it’s to temperature, add the onion and garlic and cook for three minutes, stirring frequently. Add the mushrooms and cook for about three more minutes. turn the heat to high, then add the ground beef. Cook until it is done, then drain. Add in the sauce and set aside. It should look like this:

Pre-heat oven to 400 degrees. Mix the cornbread mix, eggs, and milk in a bowl until well-combined. Put cupcake liners in 12 muffin holes. What I did originally was fill them a little bit, add the cheese and then stacked the meat on top, covering with more cornbread mix, but it made it sort of fall apart in the middle.

What I would do if I could do it over would be to fill the holes about 2/3 of the way, then put a few spoons of beef mixture in the middle and top with the cheese, then make sure a layer of cornbread batter was spread over top. That would ensure there was cornbread on all sides of the muffin.

Bake in the oven for about 12 minutes or until golden brown on top. I served it with creamed corn, a bonus recipe right now (no pictures though!)


here are the two together

Creamed Corn
4 ears of corn, fresh
2 oz cream cheese, cubed
1 tbsp sugar
1 tbsp flour
3 tbsp butter
3/4 cup milk
salt & pepper to taste (I used garlic salt, nom nom!)

I saw this magic corn trick on pinterest and decided to give it a try. Basically you cut the ends off the corn and remove all the extra leaves and junk, and set it in the microwave (for 4 ears it recommends 8 minutes, so that’s what I did). Let it set a while (it says 3 minutes but it was still scalding hot after about 5). Once it’s cooled a bit you can basically peel off the rest of the leaves and the silk and it leaves no mess. I was skeptical, but it actually worked! Then you just cut the kernels off the corn into a bowl. In a skillet, melt the butter on medium high, then add the corn. Cook for about 5-10 minutes, stirring frequently. Add the flour in, and stir well until it is all cooked. Then add the milk and cream cheese, and stir until it is all incorporated. Add the remainder of the ingredients and cook for a little longer. If you see your corn is getting kind of goopy and not really creamy, add a tad more milk. If it’s too runny, a bit more flour will do the trick. fresh cream corn is so delicious though and so easy!

A Post In Which I’m Not Superwoman

In our daily strive for perfection, I’d like to think I’m ahead of the curve; of course I know that we’ll never fully achieve perfection, we can come close. I’m a lot of things. I’m an excellent cook, a great companion for my husband, a great mother to two rowdy dogs, the list goes on. However, I fall short a lot. Not only am I a busy business owner and freelancer, I take care of the house, I cook, I run several hobby groups and I still find time to entertain my manchild husband. I love all and wouldn’t trade my life for anyone else’s, even if she was a little prettier or younger. I have made myself seem like superwoman and sometimes my husband wonders how I make miracles from turning cheap food into masterpiece gourmet meals like some modern-day she-Jesus. To be honest, I surprise myself most times. I throw things in a skillet or pot and go “oh, this is going to be a disaster.” The funny part is, those are usually the ones we like the most: the accidentals, the “okay, let’s try this” . . . I’m thankful for my husband’s willingness to try anything I put in front of him, even if it looks weird. Nine times out of ten he is pleasantly surprised.

Speaking of, he is a wonderful man. We’re still considered newlyweds and that’s fine with me. It seems like we’ve been together forever, though, especially with the way we just know each other. We can finish each others’ sentences and usually anticipate each others’ needs. I’ll just chalk it up to us being very in tune with each other. Sometimes, though, we need a little hint, a push if you will. The little mister has always been receptive to when I ask for something, emotional or tangible. I’m very lucky in that respect. Especially when he is in a job that keeps him away from home 2-4 weeks at a time, it’s good to know that if I ask him for what I need, he won’t deny me. In fact, he goes out of his way to fill my requests. I’m a lucky girl indeed.

Sometimes, however, I just don’t feel like superwoman. Sometimes I want to be babied and taken care of. It’s not in a man’s nature to be nurturing and step in without A. being asked to and B. without being guided on how to do it. Men are not mind readers, so here is my open letter to my wonderful, amazing, handsome and brilliant husband. Maybe it will inspire you to make one for your own.

Dear Little Mister,

You are the most important thing in the world to me. I love our life together, including (but not only including) our dogs, our new place in our new city, the great relationship we have, how well our hobbies match and last but not least, our amazing love. You are the greatest thing that happened to me in my life and I will forever be thankful to the force that brought us together. You’re not only a great husband; you’re my best friend. You make me want to be better, you push me to keep going when sometimes I would rather give up. You treat me as a partner and equal, and our mutual respect for each other is most important to me.

You know I have asked for you to do certain things for me when I need it, whether it be a romantic night out or a night away somewhere. You’re great about doing things like taking out the trash, usually without asking. I wish sometimes you would take a little more initiative on the romance front, you know, planning a night for me when you know I’ve had a rough time of it lately. It doesn’t kill me that you haven’t done this, but it would earn so many brownie points that I can’t even begin to describe them.

You’re way smarter than I am. I know this, and so do you. When I’m at a tournament and complaining about something crappy happening, don’t be condescending to me. Don’t talk to me like I should have expected to fail. Instead, say “don’t worry babe, you’ll do better next time,” and give me a hug. If you’re having a rough day at a tournament, try not to take it out on me. I didn’t do it. And I promise I’ll hug you and tell you that it wasn’t your fault and you’ll do better next time, because it’s true. You’re a good player and a great, smart person. Crap happens.

I love our awesome life together. I love that sometimes it’s hard for us to keep our hands off of each other. However, sometimes I just want a loving touch. Try just touching my hair. Look at me like I’m the most important thing in your life. We have grown complacent in some ways since you being home all the time, and I miss the excitement from when we missed each other. I love having you home all the time, but I miss the way you’d make me feel not only loved completely, but so special. I haven’t felt special in a while.

I want you to know that these things are minor gripes. They’re things that, if they didn’t change, I could easily live with. It also sucks because it’s so much more magnified as I sit here bored, sad, tired, and ignored while I play the third wheel to you and your friend and have for hours. It’s literally been hours since you came in and even checked on me, and the only thing you did was take your dick out and wipe it on my face when you did. Right now at this very moment I’m feeling awful and you probably won’t even understand why when I try to tell you. So I don’t. I’m sure tomorrow I’ll be fine, though, so don’t worry.

Edited to add:
It’s the next day. I was super angry and upset about this last paragraph last night, and it almost caused a fight. I would like to add one thing to my little open letter. If I’m clearly not wanting to talk about what’s wrong, I know in my head I’m probably making a bigger deal out of something than I should, and I’m trying to wait for it to blow over. Did it bother me that I was left ignored for hours while you hung out and had fun when it was supposed to be all of us? Sure. But there was nothing I could do, and it wasn’t that big of an offense. Funny how alcohol magnifies every little negative emotion.

It’s been forever . . .

You know when life just happens, and then you end up cooking all this yummy stuff but you don’t have enough time to take pictures, let alone blog it? That’s been me lately. We’ve moved from Houston to Lafayette, Louisiana, and that alone plus some personal family sadness has taken up a few months time. I’m sad because I don’t have my awesome preparation kitchen island anymore, but my kitchen is way more spacious even without it.

I’ve also been doing some experimenting, and you know the first time you do a recipe you don’t really want to go through taking pictures and measuring out stuff just in case it’s terrible. So I have a lot of first time things to put up when I make them again. I’ll give a little sneak peak of what they are. There’s a special one-two punch of creamy garlic potatoes and fresh creamed corn, which I turned the leftovers into an amazing shephard’s pie the next day. It is a little different than your basic one, but hubster definitely approved. I also made some baked grilled cheese croissant puffers that got his seal of approval. I’ve done a take on nummers Mexican food, and I will do a conglomerate blog on all that at once.

That’s just a little bit of what’s coming up. Tomorrow for dinner is grilled pork steak and peas with mashed or fried potatoes. Not sure yet.

Until then, enjoy some shots of food I’ve cooked and instagramed.
homemade tortilla chips
homemade tortilla chips
fried catfish and squash
fried catfish and squash (both zucchini and yellow)
tilapia with cream sauce
tilapia with cream sauce, rice pilaf, and glazed carrots
macaroni and cheese stuffed burger
macaroni and cheese stuffed burger

Stuffed Mini Sweet Peppers

I got a membership to Costco. This is going to be the death of me. Holy crap!! I originally got it so I could buy stuff in bulk for our wedding but it’s already paid for itself as I found my flower girl’s dress there for $20! It was great. I saw this package of mini sweet peppers for $3 and I was like, well I don’t know what I’m going to make but I figured I would pick them up as they were cheap and looked good. I then got invited to a Christmas party where I needed to bring some stuff. I had made some jalapeno peppers which I had stuffed and wrapped with bacon. They were about the same size, so my brain started turning. What would work well with a sweet pepper? Here is what I came up with.

stuffed pepper recipe
1 pack of mini sweet peppers (I used the pack I found at Costco)
1 1/2 cups garlic bread crumbs
1/3 cup roasted raspberry chipotle sauce
12oz cream cheese, softened
3 tbsp minced garlic
1 1/2 tbsp italian seasoning
1 1/2 cup shredded cheese (I used colby cheddar
1 lb bacon
toothpicks

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Put everything except the bacon and the peppers into a food processor (I love my ninja!) and blend it until it’s almost dough-like (if it’s runnier, it’s probably because the cream cheese was super soft. It’s still okay).

Cut the top off the pepper, then clean out the inside. Using a small spoon, stuff the inside with the mixture you just created. Cut off enough of a slice of bacon to stretch over the top, then secure it with a toothpick. Set it into your pan. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Roast in the oven approximately 40 minutes. The bacon should be done. If you like a little char on your peppers leave them in a bit longer. They should be soft and edible. I promise they will be delicious. We had some chipotle ranch dressing we dipped them in, but honestly they didn’t really need it.